Not the Itsy Bitsy Spider

YDS (will be 5 in Sept) told me he wanted to make a new song. I have underlined my words. The rest is the words he used. I typed as he spoke then edited for spelling/mistypes.

The itsy bitsy bus went down the town. And then they got smooshed all through the town.
This done with an attempt to keep it to the tune.

The he says #2 is the childrens version. It's going to be a little bit wierd:
The Itsy Bitsy Bus went down down down down down into the ground. and all the kids got scared. and they got very sad and very mad. I know it's wierd. And all their ears were gone because there was a meat eater on the ground. And they didn't like humans. And *pause*  It *pause* thought they were a mosquito and it was a dragonfly. The end.
~This just told in as a story, no tune. But still called a song.

Then he says The Itsy Bitsy Bus #3 is going to be a little bit scary. Try not to cry. Or I will cry too and you will not like it because I cry so loud when you cry.

Actually it's not scary, buuut... **long pause**.

The Itsy Bitsy Bus went down the stream an then the Itsy Bitsy Spider jumped on the bus and then the Itsy Bitsy Spider went inside the bus and drove through all the swamp. And then *pause* the spider took over the hall and the whole entire bus because of it's master. Which was batman. Done.
The first line was to the tune of the itsy bitsy spider then just turned into random chanting. lol

Then he said: #4 of the Itsy Bitsy Bus is going to be really super hilarious and you are going to laugh . You are allowed to laugh Mom.

The Itsy Bitsy Bus went to a circus and the shark talked. And the shark was going shopping. Hilarious. And while he was going shopping he got poured in syrup. It was hilarious. Isn't it hilarious?

Are you ready for #5? There's going to be a shark playing sports.
The Itsy Bitsy Bus and the same shark were friends. And they played football and they ate candy every single time they were hungry. Even they ate everything. Hilarious.